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This guy was matched with me:
Why must my nymphomania be undiagnosed?
Thank you, Alexandra Billings, for shedding light on this ignorant woman. That Which Is Cesar’s, And That Which Isn’t
The number two things I’ve been doing while not writing here are…
And
Playing Super Mario Brothers: http://www.mariogame.info/
I know, you are sooo jealous. A terrible, horrible, no good, very bad cold has kept me from writing. Although, the good thing about online dating is that none of the dudes I look at can see the snot running out of my nose. (Sexy) Most recently, I have run across this dude:
Don’t worry, I couldn’t help but ask him why. I can’t wait for his cynical response!
 This Dude:
Do you think he’s being metaphorical?
 Have you ever had a dream that you were pregnant?
Yeah. I just woke up from one. I have a cold, went to bed fevery and gross a few hours ago and had an incredibly vivid, STRANGE dream. I told my male friend about it just now:
Yep, it was pretty much the weirdest dream I’ve ever had.
This guy:
Oh good! You know what I’m looking for in a dude? Someone who is usually not boring at all. And if you could be most likely from the future… Perfect! A certain couple advertises the following:
How do you get to be a part of this fabulously mutually beneficial threesome?
Yup, over some roasted triple-whipped double caffe mocha, you will agree to:
Huh. And I usually just have a crossaint.  By the way, I’m fat.
or chubby or plump or voluptuous or curvy.
And this has never stopped me from getting a date/a job/an outfit/laid. And I am perfectly healthy.
In New York, my curvy figure gets me cat-called just about every moment I am out on the street. In LA, I am down to one or two cat-calls a day, depending on the neighborhood.
So, I find it rather hilarious, how many dudes answer that a date being overweight is a deal breaker. (This is a question on okcupid.)
Really? What sort of “deal” are all of us curvy girls missing out on? What does a thinner girl have that makes the “deal” for you? What do those 10/20/30/100 pounds prevent you from doing, exactly? (Aside from dressing your girlfriend in Betsey Johnson?) If your date’s thighs don’t touch, then what? Do you get some sort of prize? And if you DID accidentally meet a cute/kind/funny/curvy girl, would you really say no?
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Also we were at a poetry reading at which Charlie from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia decided he would go up to the Mic and recite every state in the United States, but he didn’t know all of them, so he ended up rapidly saying things like, “tubular” and “elephant.”